IF U MISS AN OPPORTUNITY DON'T FILL THE EYES WITH TEARS..

IT WILL HIDE ANOTHER BETTER OPPORTUNITY IN FRONT OF U....

Every Sunset gives us, one day less to live !
But every sunrise gives us, One day more to hope ! So hope, for the best.

 

 

Believe in urself even if others doubt....
Work where others refuse..
Stay where others quit..
DARE TO BE DIFFERENT !

 

As I jumped off the building's 11th floor........... 10th floor 9th floor 7th floor 6th floor 4th floor 3rd floor 2nd floor Now the ground zero Ya. Life in all its sorrows and happiness, is still beautiful and precious.... Do make the best of it..........Only Cheers....n....smiles are counted. So u better be prepared to smile at whoever u come across

--  

MISTAKES ARE PAINFUL WHEN THEY HAPPEN....




BUT YEAR'S LATER COLLECTION OF MISTAKE CALLED EXPERIENCE.


WHICH LEADS TO SUCCESS..

BE BOLD WHEN U LOOSE

BE CALM WHEN U WIN..

HEATED GOLD BECOME ORNAMENT.

BEATEN COPPER BECOME WIRES.

DEPLETED STONES BECOME STATUE...SO THE MORE PAIN U GET IN LIFE U BECOME MORE VALUABLE

Drunk Taster

In an alcohol factory the regular taster died and the director was in urgent need of looking for a replacement.

A drunkard with ragged, dirty look came to apply for the position.. 

The director of the factory wondered how to send him away. 

They tested him.

They gave him a glass with a drink. He tried it and said, "It's red wine, a muscat, three years old, grown on a north slope, matured in steel containers."
"That's correct", said the boss.

Another glass. 
"It's red wine, cabernet, eight years old, a south-western slope, oak barrels."
"Correct." 

A third glass. 
''It's champagne, high grade and exclusive'' calmly said the drunk. 

The director was astonished. 
He winked at his secretary to suggest something.

She brought in a glass of urine. The alcoholic tried it.

"It's a blonde, 26 years old, pregnant in the third month. 
And if you don't give me the job, I'll name the father!"

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To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine...
And those who don't.

As Ben Franklin said: 
In wine there is wisdom,
In beer there is freedom,
In water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials, 
Scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 
1 litre of water each day, 
At the end of the year we would have absorbed 
More than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria 
Found in faeces. 
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop..

However, 
We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer 
(or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) 
Because alcohol has to go through a purification process 
Of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:
Water = Poop,
Wine = Health.
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk shit
Than to drink water and be full of shit.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:

I'm doing it as a public service!

Solid Brains

An Indian man walks into the New York City bank and asks for the loan officer.

He tells the Loan Officer that he was going to India for some business for 2 weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.

The Loan Officer tells him that the bank will need Some form of security for the loan.

So the Indian man hands over the keys and the documents of the new Ferrari car parked on the street in front of the bank.

The loan officer consults the president of the bank, Produces all the required items and everything check out to be OK.

The loan officer agrees to accept the car as a security for the loan.

The bank president and the Loan Officer had a good laugh at the Indian For keeping a $750,000 Ferrari as a security and taking only $5,000 has a loan.

An employee of the bank then drives the Ferrari Into the banks underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later the Indian returns and pays $5000 and the interest which comes to it $15.41.

Seeing this, loan officer says,

“Sir, we are very happy to have your business And this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled.
While you are away, we checked you out and found out that you were a multi millionaire.

What puzzled us was why would you bother to borrow $5000?”

The Indian replies
"Where else in the New York City can I park my car for 2 weeks and For only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return".

An Evaluation: How Media Portrays .....

LET US EVALUATE HOW MEDIA PORTRAYS ........ 
Muslims are Fundamentalist, Extremist and Terrorist! 
What do you think…? 
Let's read some news… 
Killing own children and wife 

So what do NON-Muslims Do??? 

 

 

This is media depiction of events. 
They never write Christian / Jews / Buddhist / Hindus/ Atheist / Parsis etc... killed his daughter/son etc… 
Only they write and mention if he is Muslim. 
This make you think of Muslim an Extremist and Fundamentalist. 
Let's find some more crimes… 
Incest Crimes 
By Muslims

By Non-Muslim

 

Hmm….Now 
What about Terrorism….following are muslims 

Then who the following are??? 

 






 

These are NON-Muslims. 
Are NOT they Terrorist??? ???????? 


Killer always belongs to some religion or faith. Only mention when he is Muslim. 
One might say… 
But Muslims are suicide bombers ….they are real terrorist 
Let's have a look at the following… 

Above are Muslim 
Then who are the following??? ?

 

 


 
These are Hindus and Bhudhist… 
Policy recurs by the media… 
See some Statics 
CHICAGO PROJECT ON SUICIDE TERRORISM 

79% are Communist and Christians suicide bombers. 
21% Islamist. 

Both Charts show that secular suicide bombers are more than religious. 



Here's another view.

Tamil has no comparison, 100% SECULAR 
PKK 100% SECULAR. 
Lebanese 71% SECULAR; 
29% (Religious) Not only Muslims but also Christians. 
Palestine about 60% RELIGIOUS (SURELY MUSLIMS) 
AlQaeda 100% Religious (Off course Muslims) 



BUT WHY MORE MUSLIMS IN PALESTINE ARE SUICIDE BOMBER?????? ????????? ????????? 
LET'S SEE 
IS THIS BECAUSE THEY ARE IN STATE OF WAR AGAINST ISRAEL ?????

 Hmmmm….. YES, I SEE TERRORIST HERE…..

 


 

 

 

 





 If these are terrorist then who is terrorizing them? 







 I see terrorist, do you? 

THESE ARE PALESTINIANS WITH IN PALESTINE (HOME). 
CAN YOU BLAST A TANK WITH A SMALL STONE? 
THEY CAN'T; 
THEY NEED A BOMBER JACKET TO SAVE THEIR CHILDREN. 

See brutal statics of Palestinians fatalities…

 

 

WHAT WILL YOU DO IF THIS ALL HAPPENS TO YOU? 
One might say… 
they can call USA for help instead of suicide attacks or stoning tanks. 
HERE IS USA ROLL IN THIS WAR…

 

LET US EVALUATE HOW MEDIA PORTRAYS MUSLIMS as Terrorists, Fundamentalists, Extremists etc... 
ALL FRIENDS ARE KINDLY REQUESTED TO FORWARD THIS MESSAGE TO AS MUCH AS YOU CAN IN ORDER TO LET PEOPLE KNOW THAT WHO ARE THE REAL TERRORISTS.

You thought you knew everything?

Stewardesses  is the longest word 
typed with only the left hand. 


And 'lollipop' is the longest word typed 
with your right hand. 





No word in the English language rhymes with 
month, orange, silver, or purple. 

' Dreamt' is the only English word that ends in the letters 'mt'. 
(Are you doubting this?) 

our eyes are always the same size from birth, 
but our nose and ears 

never stop growing. 
The sentence: 'The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog' 
uses every letter of the alphabet. 
(Now, you KNOW you're going to try this out for accuracy, right?) 


There are only four words in the English language which end in 'dous': tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous. 
(You're not possibly doubting this, are you ?)


There are two words in the English language that have all five vowels in order: 'abstemious' and 'facetious.' 
(Yes, admit it, you are going to say, a e i o u) 


TYPEWRITER  is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard. 
(All you typists are going to test this out) 


A cat has 32 muscles in each ear. 



has a memory span of three seconds 
(Some days that's about what my memory span is.) 


A 'jiffy' is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second. 
A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes. 
A snail can sleep for three years. 
(I know some people that could do this too!) 


Almonds are a member of the peach  family. 



An ostrich's eyeis bigger than its brain. 
(I know some people like that also . Actually I know A LOT of people like this!) 
Babies are born without kneecaps. 
They don't appear until the child reaches 2 to 6 years of age. 


February 1895 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon. 
 
Fenruary 2012 will NOT have a full moon! 


In the last 4,000 years, no new animals have been domesticated. 
 
If the population of China walked past you, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction. 
 


Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors 
 


Peanuts  are one of the ingredients of dynamite!

Rubber bandslast longer when refrigerated. 


The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing. 



The cruise liner, QE 2,

moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.
The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket. 
(Good thing he did that.)



The winter of 1932 was so cold that ༢>Niagara Falls    >
froze completely solid .



There are more chickens  than people in the world. 





Now you know more than you did before!! 


The Rain- Thomas Kinkade 

 
This is a Thomas Kinkade painting It'srumored to carry a miracle! 
They say if you pass this on, you will receive a miracle. 
I am passing this on because I thought it was really pretty, and besides, who couldn't use a miracle?!