Drunk Taster

In an alcohol factory the regular taster died and the director was in urgent need of looking for a replacement.

A drunkard with ragged, dirty look came to apply for the position.. 

The director of the factory wondered how to send him away. 

They tested him.

They gave him a glass with a drink. He tried it and said, "It's red wine, a muscat, three years old, grown on a north slope, matured in steel containers."
"That's correct", said the boss.

Another glass. 
"It's red wine, cabernet, eight years old, a south-western slope, oak barrels."
"Correct." 

A third glass. 
''It's champagne, high grade and exclusive'' calmly said the drunk. 

The director was astonished. 
He winked at his secretary to suggest something.

She brought in a glass of urine. The alcoholic tried it.

"It's a blonde, 26 years old, pregnant in the third month. 
And if you don't give me the job, I'll name the father!"

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To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine...
And those who don't.

As Ben Franklin said: 
In wine there is wisdom,
In beer there is freedom,
In water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials, 
Scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 
1 litre of water each day, 
At the end of the year we would have absorbed 
More than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria 
Found in faeces. 
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop..

However, 
We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer 
(or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) 
Because alcohol has to go through a purification process 
Of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:
Water = Poop,
Wine = Health.
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk shit
Than to drink water and be full of shit.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:

I'm doing it as a public service!