Monday, December 19, 2011

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Most Interesting Leave Applications     


1.A student’s writes a leave letter:
“As I am suffering from my uncle’s marriage I cannot attend the class….”
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2. A candidate’s application:
“This has reference to your advertisement for the post of ‘typist And an accountant – Male or Female’…
As I am both for the past several years and I can handle both; I am applying for the post.”
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3. I.T.I., Lahore: An employee applied for leave as follows:
The Employee goes along with his wife to sell a land but instead writes leave letter below
Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife. Please sanction me one-week leave.
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4. Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:
“Since I’ve to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clocks and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave”
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5. A leave letter to the headmaster:
“As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today”
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6. A leave letter to the headmaster:
“I am suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday.”
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7. Another leave letter written to the headmaster:
As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day.
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8. Funny Leave Letter received From H.A.L. Administration dept:
As my mother-in-law has expired and I am responsible for it, Please grant me 10 days leave.
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9. Actual letter written for application of leave:
“My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband At home I may be granted leave”.
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10. Letter writing:
“I am in well here and hope you are also in the same well.”
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11. Another gem from I.T.I. Leave-letter from an employee who was arranging his daughter’s wedding:
“As I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week’s leave…”
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Regards,
Akhil Dharmajan
IS Dept.cochin
 

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POWER OF KNOWLEDGE


KNOWLEDGE IS POWER

1. The desire for power inherent in man.

2. Distinctions and disparities lead to the idea of superiority both on the individual and national level.

3. Mental power superior than physical power.

4. Knowledge attained by man gave him the power to rule over the elements that govern life.

5. All the discoveries and inventions of man, the manifestation of the power of knowledge.

6. Discipline, order and economy form the basis of the power given by knowledge

7. ‘Balance’ is the cardinal virtue of good sense.

8. Knowledge must mellow in wisdom which is the mark of culture and humanity.

9. The quest of knowledge should lead to the realization of the Truth.